Introducing Il Panico del Cornetto—a buttery softcore horror icon and Core Lore staple. Baked during a breakfast séance gone wrong, this croissant gained sentience... and immediately regretted it.
With eyes wide and crust trembling, he represents that existential fear you get while waiting for your coffee, answering an email, or realizing you’ve entered the Brainrotti multiverse and there’s no way out.
Deliciously distressed. Softly terrified. Perfect for brunch or a breakdown.
✅ Product Highlights:
🥐 Original retro-style illustration of an anxious croissant
🇮🇹 Classic Italian breakfast turned cursed meme
🧵 Printed on soft, premium unisex cotton blend
🎨 Vintage ink effect with clean black linework
🔥 Core Lore item — always in stock, always overwhelmed
📏 Fit + Fabric:
Available in multiple colors!
Sizes XS–3XL
Pre-shrunk fabric, ready to stress right out of the bag
Machine wash cold, dry low—handle with emotional support espresso
