Meet Spicy Meatza—the molten-sauced, meat-laden dinosaur who roared into existence after the Pepperoni Purge of 1998. Born from the oven of the Brainrotti timeline, he’s half pizza slice, half apex predator, and all unhinged.
He holds a chili pepper like a threat. His crust is armored. His toppings are tactical. If you’ve ever made a terrible decision and called it “flavor,” this is your guy.
Wear Spicy Meatza when you need to feel something. Or when you want to set the sauce gods ablaze.
✅ Product Highlights:
🍕 Original character design of Spicy Meatza the Pizza Rex
🌶️ Holds a hot pepper with menacing pride
🦖 Retro cartoon linework with textured crust details
🧵 Soft cotton blend tee with unisex fit
🔥 Core Lore release – spicy, weird, and wearable
📏 Fit + Fabric:
Available in multiple colors
Sizes XS–3XL
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low – or toss in a wood-fired oven (we don’t recommend it)
